Christmas?! It’s not even Halloween yet! I swear it gets earlier and earlier with each year. Last year I saw Easter eggs in the shop back in February. February! Honestly, it’s all ridiculous. I’m going straight to Twitter about this because it’s just not on, I need to give them a piece of my mind. And it’s a Lager of all things! What’s Christmassy about that?! The cheek of people.